Many times in life its like this



Many times in life its like this:




“You are unsatisfied of your life,

while some people dream of living your life.”




Think about it..

Good night

Time decides who you meet

Time decides who you meet in life,
Your heart decides who you want in your life..
But
Your behavior decide who will stay in your life..!!
GOOD NIGHT

Why do students sleep for long



Why do students sleep for long hours?
fantastic answer said by our all students:
*Our dreams are always big*

Some things are left undone

Some things are left undone,
Some words are left unsaid,
Some feelings are left unexpressed,
But someone as sweet as U could never be left unmissed.
Good Night

No matter if the sky is black

No matter if the sky is black or blue.
No matter.
If there r stars or moon.
As long as ur heart is true.
and my wish is with u.
Sweet dreams will always be with u.
Good Night

Million people r sleeping



Million people r sleeping,

Crores r doing work,

Lakh r watching TV,

1000′s r talking heart to heart,

But

only

1 cute heart is reading my msg.

Miss u

Gud Night

Night is silent. Night is beautiful.

Night is silent.
Night is beautiful.
Night is sweety.
Night is dreamfull.
but night is not complete without wishing you.
Good Night

Tiny star shining so bright,

Tiny star shining so bright,
Its time to say Good Night,
So close ur eyes and hold ur pillow tight,
May u have the sweetest dream tonight..
Good Night

Everyday, Everywhere, Every time

Everyday,
Everywhere,
Every time,
I may not be with you..
But
My thinking,
My care,
My shadow,
My prayers.. & My lovely wishes.
are always with U.

Since your eyes are looking tired

Since your eyes are looking tired..
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams.
GOOD NIGHT!

Genuine success comes only

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.
Good Luck

Happiness as light as air



Happiness as light as air.

LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.

Friends as solid as diamonds and

success as bright as gold.

These r my wishes 4 you today n everyday…

Good luck

never say u r happy when u r sad

never say u r happy when u r sad
never say u r fine when u r not ok
never say u feel good when u feel bad
never say u r alone when i m still alive
good luck and best wishes for ever

Fly in the plane of Ambition



Fly in the plane of Ambition
&
Land in the Airport of Success..
Luck is yours, Wish is mine..
May Ur future always shine..

Good Luck

When things go wrong.



When things go wrong..

when sadness fills ur heart..

when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things

1—GOD

2—ur parents

3—my sincere prayers..

GOOD LUCK

&

God bless u.

Rain of summer, snow of winter

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Trusting God won’t make the



Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller

but

it will make climbing easier.

Hope you will be able to climb

all your mountains always.

Good Luck

Life never seems to be



Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.

There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.

everything else falls into line

Love yourself first
and
everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself
to get anything done in this world.
Good Luck

Meaning of some color

Meaning of some colors,
Yellow for special friend,
white for peace,
orange 4 luck,
black for hate,
red for love and
pink for likeness,
So i choose for u Orange Flower.
Wish u good luck

With my 1 Heart… 2 eyes…

With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2 million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…

Care for the one who shares

Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!

To accomplish great things

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

May God stay with u



May God stay with u this day
&
give u peace of mind.

May God give u a happy heart
&
his love all the time. Good luck

A sweeter smile, A brighter day,



A sweeter smile,
A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.
May ALLAH be with you always.

Good Luck

Rain of summer, snow of winter

Rain of summer,
snow of winter,
grace of autumn,
glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceedu in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & God bless u.

Stealing the blue from the splashing



Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,

A tinge of green from the youthful trees,

A bit of orange from the sunset hues,

With crystal white from the morning dews,

I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you…

Soft Speech clean heart



Soft Speech clean heart,

peaceful eyes,

strengthful hands,

focussed mind and

determined decision with God’s Love.

Alway Makes you winner.

Every bad situation will have



Every bad situation will have something positive…

Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day…

Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK…

The candle of hope is the source



The candle of hope is the source of light

for success in life so don’t loose it.

Failures try to blow it out but try to

guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U

All you need in the life

All you need in the life is ignorance
and confidence and then success is sure.
Good luck

To accomplish great things

To accomplish great things,
we must not only act,
but also dream,
not only plan but also believe.
Best wishes for your exam

Difficulties in your life do

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are
DIFFICULT ALWAYZ THINK +IVE

I wish a wish for u

I wish a wish for u.
Its a wish I wish for few.
The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes
come true so keep wishingas my best
wishes are always with u. GOOD LUCK.

Stealing the blue from the



Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,

A tinge of green from the youthful trees,

A bit of orange from the sunset hues,

With crystal white from the morning dews,

I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just 4u…

The candle of hope is the



The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don’t loose it.

Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.

Good Luck to U.

Meaning of some colors

Meaning of some colors,
Yellow for special friend,
white for peace, orange 4 luck,
black for hate,
red for love and pink for likeness,
So i choose for u Orange Flower.
Wish u goodluck

MAY SADNESS FORGET



MAY SADNESS FORGET U…

MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..

MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U…

& MAY GOD ALWAYS BLESS U….

GOOD LUCK

MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH



MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH &

UR BURDENS BE LIGHT…

MAY U FIND THE DREAMS &

TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R!

GOD BLESS U & GOOD LUCK

A fulfiling future belongs to those



A fulfiling future belongs to those wit strong vision & resilence.

It doesn’t matter where U might be now.

Starting well n finishing strong is what counts.

Rain of summer, snow of winter

Rain of summer,
snow of winter,
grace of autumn,
glory of spring,
May beauty of every season give
ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & God bless u.

Are you hungry? Neva mind

Are you hungry?
Neva mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and 1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.
Good Luck  

With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood

With my 1 heart..
2 eyes..
5 litter blood
206 bones..
1.2 million red cells..
60 trillion D.N.A.s..
I wish u very GOOD DAY

Those who joyfully leave everything



Those who joyfully leave everything in God’s hand will

eventually see God’s hand in everything.

Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day

F,l”o,w”e,r”f,u”l Morning

F,l”o,w”e,r”f,u”l
Morning
“c,o”l,o”u,r”f,u”l”
Noo n
“J,o”y,f”u,l”
Evning
“P,e”a,c”e,f”u,l”
Night
B happy,
its a
“F,a”n,t”a,s”t,i,c”
day4u..

HOW TO START YOUR DAY



HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK




1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it ” Boss ”

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empt

Having d Courage to say No to

Having d Courage to say No to d Little Things In Life Will Give U
The Power to say YES to the BIG Things.
GMrng GDay!

Sending u 10000 smiles

Sending u 10000 smiles take 1 for now &
Keep the remaining 9999 under ur pillow..
Pick out 1 every morning bcoz
I want 2 see u smiling always..
Good day

A NEW DAY is a new blessing



A NEW DAY is a new blessing.

Dont let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today.

Today has its own promise of love, forgiveness, joy & success.

Enjoy it.

Smile a while and while you smile,

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE Good Morning

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don’t watch over other angels! Good Morning

Each Moment in a day, has

Each Moment in a day, has its own value-Morning brings hope, afternoon brings faith, Evening brings luv, Night brings rest, Wish u find them all today. Good Morning

Morning is God’s way of saying

Morning is God’s way of saying 1 more time… Go, live life, make a difference, touch one’s heart, encourage 1’s mind inspire 1’s soul & enjoy the day

Have u done 2 of the most important

Have u done 2 of the most important things when u woke up today???? 1) pray , so that u may live long 2) take a bath so that other can live long……. Just kidding, wish u have a nice day

Hearts beat 72 times a min

Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u.. Good Morning & Have a good day.

Every sunset gives us, One day less to

Every sunset gives us, One day less to live! But every sunrise give us, One day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck! And Good Morning

Silent in mouth may avoid many

Silent in mouth may avoid many problems.. But.. smile in mouth may solve all the problems.. So always have a sweet, silent smile… Wish you a good morning and nice day.

People often feel smthin bt xpress

  People often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else Dey mean smthin but say smthin else So learn d art of sayin nothin in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid…Good Morning

The Dream is not what you

An excellent saying…… …. “The Dream is not what you see in sleep..,Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”Gud morning…

Morning greetings doesn’t only

Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

Night has ended for another day

Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed

Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

May you begin this day with

May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love

Never blame a day in ur life

Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good night.

Morning is the best time to greet

Morning is the best time to greet SPECIAL PEOPLE coz the remaining hours soon will be BUSY…so let me say HELLO, Take care and keep on Smiling. Have a Nice Day!

Night has ended for another day

`..Night has ended for another day,`..Morning has come in a special way, `..May you smile like the sunny rays, `..And leave ur worries for some other day. “Good Morning“

I just love when morning gets here

I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

Mera SMS nahi to tera cell

Friend nahi to life waste,Salt nahi to food waste,Story nahi to cinema waste,Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste…!GOOD MORNING!

pyari-si sweet nindiya k baad

pyari-si sweet nindiya k baad,Raat k kuch sapno k baad,Subah k kuch nai umidon k sath,Duniya me kuch APNON k sath,APKO acha sa GOOD MORNING!!

$weet things are ea$y 2 buy

$weet things are ea$y 2 buy, $weet words are ea$y 2 $ay, But $weet People like u, are dificult 2 find… May ur whole life b a$ swt as u… $weet Good Morning

Start your day with a ”SMILE

Start your day with a ”SMILE”, Start your day with a ”DREAM”, Start your day with a ”FUN”, Start your day with my ”LOVE”. GOOD MORNING,

A smile is like a Sim card



A smile is like a Sim

card&Life is like a

cellphoneWheneverYou

insert theSim card of a

smile ,A beautiful day

isActivated …Good

morning&Keep smiling

I have a pair of eyes but

I have a pair of eyes but can’t C U everyday….Have a pair of ears, but can’t hear ur voice everyday….But I do have a heart… that cares for you everyday. Good Morning.

Welcome 2 the fresh MORNING

Welcome 2 the fresh MORNING….With a SMILE on ur face…..Love in ur HEART…..Good thoughts in ur MIND….U have a wonderful day….

Electronic Morning! Disconnect ur sleep

Electronic Morning! Disconnect ur sleep. Switch on ur concentration signal, amplify urself. In Short I wish u a “High Voltage Day…” Good Morning G

Tej suryala ala nava, kara divsachi

Tej suryala ala nava, kara divsachi survat balga aatmavishwas navi umeed jivnat jagva, jivan aple phulapramane fulva karan aaj aahe gudi padwa,anyla anandane aplya vismarniy banva..
Nutan varshachya hardik subheccha!

Gurur Bramha, Gurur Vishnu

Gurur Bramha, Gurur Vishnu , Gurur Devo Maheshwara, Gurur Sakshat Parbramha Tasmay Shri Guruvey Namah!
Guru Pornimechya Hardik Subhechcha!

Mazya Donhi Bailana BOJARA DENE



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_!,!,!”"”!,!,!” *




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“\’,'/”:. : :.)\

_!,!,!”"”!,!,!”*




Mazya Donhi Bailana BOJARA DENE POLYACHA SUBHECHHA

HaPpY PoLa

Swatha sathi gahr karne



Swatha sathi gahr karne pratyka cha

Swapan asta pan ekadachya manat

Ghr karne yahun sunder kahi nast.

Happy Birthday.

Kitne chehre hai duniya me magar



Kitne chehre hai duniya me magar

Hamko ek chehra nazar aata hai

Duniya ko ab hum kya yaad karen

Aapki yaadon me waqt sara guzar jata hai.

Happy Birthday.

Ka gheta kasht, kadhaysathi porgi



Ka gheta kasht, kadhaysathi porgi shisht ,

Ka gheta kasht, kadhaysathi

Porgi shisht,

Naka ghalvu vel ani kha kuthetari usht .

Happy Birthday.

Bharun aaly aasmat raduu lagale

Bharun aaly aasmat raduu lagale sare sant,
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant,
Aali kuthun hi Rakhii Saawant,

Riparip Yeto Mane Tarangto

Riparip Yeto Mane Tarangto Anandache Gane
Color Yeune Peanaopani Smrvito Tarane
Niche Puss, Puss niche, niche Puss.
Atani Balpnachya Heune the Yeto
Pnyatalya Hodaya Free Gani so Gato
Gage economy Algd Alagto Dolu
Hirwa nature Hoto all Olahgar
Niche Puss, Puss niche, niche Puss.

Chah kar bhi hamko bhula do



Chah kar bhi hamko bhula do to koi bat nahi
Tum ko koi aur bulayega to mushkil nahi
Laga ke dil hamse tod do to koi bat nahi
Dil kisi aur ka todoge to mushkil hogi
Mere jajbato se khelo to koi bat nahi
Fir kisi aur se kheloge to mushkil hogi
Meri khushiyon ko kuchal do to koi bat nahi
Khushiyan kisi aur ki chhinoge to mushkil hogi

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
apne dost ko kya uphar du
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du

MARATHI Means

MARATHI
Means
"M"ultitalented
"A"ll
"R"ounders
"A"nd
"T"rustworthy
"H"eartwinning
"I"ndians
So we should proud of it.

Swapnatil Saaj Gheun Ti Aali

Swapnatil Saaj Gheun Ti Aali
Na Sangatach Ti Ya Manachi Zali
Hruday Aata Tichya Shiway Dhadakena,
Ka Maziya Priyala Prit Kale na?
wah wah..

Saheb mala roj ghalun padun

Marathi Secretary 2 Boss:
"Saheb mala roj ghalun padun bolnyapekshya, ekda PADUN GHALUN Mokale wha ki..."!

MOROMOR ANUSHKA NIL AKASHAR

MOROMOR ANUSHKA NIL AKASHAR ERIBO NUWARA DAWOROR DORE 2MI MUR MON AKASHOLI AHI THAKIBA...VOI VOI KORI SAGOROT NAMILE MANIK JANU PABA?KOTHA DILE KOTHA RAKHIBA...

Agnyaana Timiraandhasya

Agnyaana Timiraandhasya
Gnyaana Anjana Shalaakayaa
Chakshuhu Unmeelitam Yenam
Tasmai Sri Gurave Namaha.

Aai mazi Guru, Aai kalpataru

Aai mazi Guru, Aai kalpataru.
Aai mazi Pritiche maaher,
Manglyache saar Sarvaana sukhada paave
Ashi aarogya sampada Kalyan whave sarvanche
Koni dukkhi asu naye
Guru Poornimechya Hardik Shubhechha

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache


Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali

Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali,Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali,Jindige me aye khushiyo ki bahar,Apko mubarak ho sankrant ka tyohar.

Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel

Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel
Najray samor dhukaa vaatel

Aas pass konich disnar nahee
Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt 

Nutaan Varshabhinandan

Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
"Nutaan Varshabhinandan

Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav

Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Rang-gandhachya utsavat

Rang-gandhachya utsavat
Samil hou ya sarejan
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .

Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche

Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat
Wahun jate sahwasache pani
Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto
Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavanie.

Deva mala kay kaltach nay ki

Me:- Deva mala kay kaltach nay ki jagna manje kay?Dev:-Are bala svatha sakha sglyan var premkaray ch hay! yalach jagnan mantyat ki nay.

Kya hai zindgi, Dekho to



Kya hai zindgi,

Dekho to khwab hai zindgi,

Padho to kitab hai zindgi,

Suno to gyan hai zindgi,

Par haste raho to aasan hai zindgi�

bharato mam deshosya



swatantrya dinacha marathi sms:

bharato mam deshosya,

bharatiyachya bandhwa,

paranurakti rasmin.. me deshasti mam sarvada.!

Pahila diva aaj lago dari

Pahila diva aaj lago dari
Sukhachi kirney yehi ghari
Purna hoyo tumacha sarbo icha
Deepavalicha hardik subhecha

Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu

Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav

Sir : Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle

Student: 10hatti

Sir: Are wa,kase olkhle

Stuent: karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale



Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...

Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...

Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

Ghadyalaat vajalet saat Ajun to

Ghadyalaat vajalet saat Ajun to antharunaat SMS karatoy tula mhanayala Suprabhat A maratHi boy proposing a girl boy: shabd tuze, geet maze, jivan gane gau ka? girl:gal tuza haat maza, kana khali Lau ka?? tu distes chhan, tu hastes chhan, yaver ekach upay.... subhamangal savdhan

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel



Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Najre samor dhuka vaatel

Aaspaas konich disnar naahi

Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail

Tevha tu majhya kade ye

Me tula

Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!!

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki 'To bench', 'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??"

Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi

Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!"

Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal

Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto," Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil." Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, "Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe."

Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo

Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo... Itaka Radlo ! Ki Badli Bharon Geli.? Pan Sali Haramkhor Ti Baadli Gheun Sandasla Geli...

Manachiya kushi zopal kon

Manachiya kushi zopal kon, itukle-pitukle pille don, mich-mich dole, tille kan, aata gapachup zopa.

Jalashayane majhi far vitambana keli

Jalashayane majhi far vitambana keli lateshi bhetaycha manun HODI madharet neli kinaryawril wifal pratiksha sampawun me madhadharet aalo aata me ethe aani lat matra kinayashi geli

Tuza rajya aslela mazya manacha ek

Tuza rajya aslela mazya manacha ek kopra me tasach japun thevein tyala dhakka suddha lagu denar nahi ani kunala hi samzu denar nahi ki tya madhe fakt tu.....tu....ani...tuch aahes.

Sandasa chay payrivar badli thaivte

Sandasa chay payrivar badli thaivte vakun Ravanchi nav ghete "Shii" var pani takun..

Diwane sarva manav banwale

Diwane sarva manav banwale. Sarwat shevti NIGROW banla. Aani Dev oradla chya ayla KARAPALA.

Tummla tumchi swapn purnah

Tummla tumchi swapn purnah karayaci ahet Na... ter mag... zopa ata... good nigth

Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya

Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale,'nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.'

Prem he jivanasati ahe.

Prem he jivanasati ahe.
Pan jivan he premasati nahi.
Prem he jivanat asu shakte pan jivan premat asu shakat nahi.
Premat jivan vaya ghalavu nako.Pan jivanat prem karayala visaru nako.

My Dear chandras saath jashi

My Dear chandras saath jashi kirnanchi tashi saath tu mala deshil ka? jagat aahe mi tujhyasathi majhya premacha swikar karshil ka............ I....LOVE......U

me gelo hoto tila bhetnya sathi

me gelo hoto tila bhetnya sathi
.
.
me gelo hoto tila bhetnya sathi
.
velentineday ch gift denyasathi
.
.
ti ubhi hoti majya pudhe tichya lagnachi patrika denyasathi ani konte hi aher svikarle janar nahi he sagnya sathi

kon mhant ya jagat khari maitri



kon mhant ya jagat khari maitri labhat nahi vishwasachya badlyat vishwas koni det nahi khari maitri labhayla apan khar asav lagt aplya dolyat khar.. maitrich pratibimb disav lagt mazya dolyat tuzya maitrich vishw ahe tuzya maitrit aushybhar jagav hech ek sunder swapn ahe

Indian GODS R Also I T Engineers

Indian GODS R
Also I T Engineers
BRAHMA
System Installer
VISHNU
System Supporter
SHIV
System Programmer
NAARAD
Data Transfer
YAM
Deleter
MENKA
Virus...

Jivan aahe Tethe Aathvan aahe

Jivan aahe Tethe Aathvan aahe. Aathvan aahe tethe Bhavna aahe.Bhavna aahe tethe Maitri aahe.Aani Maitri aahe tethe nakkich,Tumi aahat!

मातृभूमीसाठी मरणे म्हणजेच खरे

मातृभूमीसाठी मरणे म्हणजेच खरे जगणे ;मातृभूमीच्या स्वातंन्न्याशिवाय जगणे म्हणजे मरणे होय .-वि.दा.सावरकर्

Vinanti kar jara devala,



Vinanti kar jara devala,

Yash yevu de aaplya premala,

Hovun javu de mhanun,

Sakad ghal devala.

Hasta hasta dole alagad yetil zarun



Hasta hasta dole alagad yetil zarun,

Bolta bolta shabd othi jatil virun,

Kavare bavare honya sarakhe ase kahi nahi,

Kuni tari aathavan kadhatey baki kahi nahi.


Majhya manatil sutarpakshi,

Bhav vrukshavar korit hota,

Tula kahi tari sanganya sathi,

Shabd shilp shodhit hota.

Jithe prem kami aste



Jithe prem kami aste,

Tithe dost disu lagatat,

Aarashyala hruday nasat,

Pan kalpana matr baryach asatat.

Deh dila shobhe sathi,



Deh dila shobhe sathi,

Aatma dila prema sathi,

Koni nahi kona sathi,

He jag aahe fakt swartha sathi

Marathmoli manas aapan



Marathmoli manas aapan,

Marathmoli mati,

Ashich chirantar raho,

Hi aapuli soneri naati.

Rimzim pavsat tula vatat asel



Rimzim pavsat tula vatat asel chimb bhijav,

Pani udavat gani gatana konala khas bhetav !

Ho na ?

Ho bolana,

Lajayach kay tyat ?

Pratyek "BEDKALA" asach vatat.

Udatya pakharanna,Paratichi



Udatya pakharanna,Paratichi tama nasavi,

Najaret sada navi disha asavi,

Gharatyache kay aahe,

Bandhata yeil kevhahi,

Kshitijachya pudhe hi jhep ghenyachi jidda asavi.

Vajali tutari, Karu ya tayari,



Vajali tutari,

Karu ya tayari,

Asel mumbai pyari,

Tar hakala bihari,

Mumbai maharashtrachi aani,

Maharashtra marathyancha,

Jaage vha aata tari,

Khup jhali dadagiri.

Bhavnanchi kadhi shant tar kadhi



MAITRI

Bhavnanchi kadhi shant tar kadhi usalati laat,

Ki hrudayanna sandhanari janu ek vahivaat,

Maitri asavi shishiratlya dhukya sarakhi,

Karan ti aste don jivanchi gaath.

Gulabachya phoolat vadhalis tu



Gulabachya phoolat vadhalis tu,

Ya katyanna kay samajanar ?

Shrimantanvar prem karnari tu,

Ya garib priyakara che prem,

Tula kay samajanar ?

Majhya peksha tujhyat,



Majhya peksha tujhyat,

Harvun jane mala pasant aahe,

Karan tujhya dolyat ramun janyat,

Ek vegalach aanand aahe.

Tujhi aani majhi, Maitri



Tujhi aani majhi,

Maitri ashi asavi,

Tula kata tochala tar,

Kal mala yavi.

ek mulagi andhali ani bhairi

ek mulagi andhali ani bhairi ahe ani eka mulala tila propose karayacha te pan without touch tar to kasa karel reply.....

swatha sathi gahr karne pratyka

swatha sathi gahr karne pratyka cha swapan asta pan ekadachya manat ghr karne yahun sunder kahi nast

talvar tar saglanchc hatat hoti

talvar tar saglanchc hatat hoti Takat tar saglanchc mangtat hoti pan swrajy sthpan karnach icha fakt marathanchc raktat hoti

Man Guntayla Vel Lagat Nahi

Man Guntayla Vel Lagat Nahi …Man Tutayla Vel Lagat Nahi…Vel Lagto Te Guntalele ManaavraylaAni Tutlele Man Sawrayla……

Jee jodle te naate. Jii Jadte ti savay

Jee jodle te naate. Jii Jadte ti savay . Jii Thabte tii Odh. Jee Vadhate te prem. Jo sampto to sahavas. Aani Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa . . AthavaniiMisss yu alot.

Aayushyachya Rastyavar Anek Manse

Aayushyachya Rastyavar Anek Manse Bhetat, Tyatal Kuni Aaple Hakkache Hotat, Vaten Jaat Asatana Aapli Nati Japay Te Shiktat, Pan Achanak As Kahi Hot Ki, Te Khup Lamb Nighun Jatat, Tevha Shillak Rahtat Tyaa Faktt Aathvani Aani Aapan Swataha...

Me ani tu jya zadakhali bhetayacho

Me ani tu ... Me ani tu jya zadakhali bhetayacho te zadach vakalay tuzya mazya premach .... Tuzya Mazya Premach anganach fatalay

kaay tu distes kaay tu hastes

kaay tu distes kaay tu hastes kaay tu lajates ... he sagle fakt tu kartes jevha tu tv var distes...

Ekhadyala propose karnyat kahi

Ekhadyala propose karnyat kahi majja naste, prem he anubhavyche aste, ase kahitari kara ki tyala tumche prem feel jale pahije nd tyane swathaun tumala propöse kele pahije 

Pratek goshtit nakaar nasto

Pratek goshtit nakaar nasto, Pratek rastyavar valan nasate, Tula sMs khup milat asatil, Pan pratek sms madhe mazya sarkha Godva nasato..!

Nehaamich Dokyane Vichar Karu

Nehaamich Dokyane Vichar Karu Naye... Kadhi Bhavananah i Vaav Dyava, Aashusalel ya Dolyana... Swapanacha Gaav Dyava....

2012 la ratri 12 wajta sampnar

Jar jag 122012 la ratri 12 wajta sampnar asel ani tu 11.59 wajta mazya barobar asshil tar shewatchya weli tu mala kay bolshil?

Jony Jony poem in kolhapuri style Kay

Jony Jony poem in kolhapuri style Kay r a Jonnya? kay va aaba? Sakhar Khalli whay r? Nai aaba! khot Boltu ka re makada? Nai aaba! thobad Dakhiv Ha ha ha

Pavsacha Themb Khup Chota Asto

Pavsacha Themb Khup Chota Asto Pan1 Tahanlela TyaChya Shodhat Asto. Asach 1 SMS Khup Chota Aahe Pan Pathvnari Tumchi Manapasun "Aathvan" Kadat Aahe... Gn.tc

Girl Friend is a "PANIPURI

Girl Friend is a "PANIPURI" Is very Tasty Lover is a "PIZZA" Very hot & Spicy BUT Wife is a "UKADYA TANDLACHI PEZ" No taste but good for health.

Boy- O kaku ek mhana na ek

Boy- O kaku ek mhana na ek . Kaku- 1 . boy- dhagala jaun tek.. . boy- o kaku parat ekda 1 mhana na o plezz.. . Kaku-1 . boy-deva aamchya kakuna dhagatun fek. :-P Gm.hnd.tc

Athavani ya varulatil mungya

Athavani ya varulatil mungya sarkhya astat, Aat kiti aahet hya baherun kalat nastat, Pan ek nighali ki pathopath.. . . saglya baher yetat !

एवढस स्वप्न पापणी मध्ये निज

एवढस स्वप्न पापणी मध्ये निजत, पापणी उघडताच सत्यबाहेर पडत, पाखरू होऊन आभाळाला भिडत वेळ सपल्यावर सर्वकाही उमजत, यालाच कुणी तरी जीवन म्हणतं !!

nati japli ki sagla jamta, halu hal

nati japli ki sagla jamta, halu halu ka hoina koni aplasa banta, olakh nasli tri sath deun jata, athvanin cha gathoda, aplasa karun jata....

Dil rukta nahi kisi k samjhane

Dil rukta nahi kisi k samjhane se,yaade rukti nahi rok pane se,Ruk jati hai dhandkan tumhe bhul jane se, ham to tumhe yaad karte hai, jine k bahane se.Miss u dear sister Paruuu.

Kitne chehre hai duniya me

Kitne chehre hai duniya me magar
Hamko ek chehra nazar aata hai
Duniya ko ab hum kya yaad karen
Aapki yaadon me waqt sara guzar jata ha

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaate

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Je jodle te naate. Ji Jadte ti sava

Je jodle te naate.
Ji Jadte ti savay.
Ji Thabte ti Odh.
Je Vadhate te prem.
Jo sampto to sahavas.
Aani
Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa
.
.
Athavani
Miss you lot.

Vasant Rutuchya agmani, Kokila

Vasant Rutuchya agmani, Kokila Gayi Manjul Gani
Nav varshya Aaj Shubh Dini,
Sukh Samrudhhi Nando Jeevani.
GUDDHI PADVYACHYA
ANI
NUTAN VARSHACHYA HARDIK
SHUBHECHHA.

jaa naa,fokanichya, tula kaay

D moon said 2 me,
'if ur frnd is nt msgg u,
then why dont u leave him?'
I looked bak 2 moon,
& said,
.
.
.
.
.
.
'jaa naa,fokanichya,
tula kaay karaaychay?'

Himat asel tar yapexa phalt

Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav
Sir:Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
Stu:10hatti
Sr:Are wa,kase olkhle
St:karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.

Rimzim pavsat TULA vatat

Rimzim pavsat TULA vatat asel chimb bhijav,
pani udvat gani gatana kontari khas bhetav,
Ho na?
Ho bolna lajaycha kay tyat?
Pratyek BEDKAla asach watate.

Rang-gandhachya utsava

Rang-gandhachya utsavat,
Samil hou ya sarejan,
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun,
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha.

AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...
AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

Tu mala havi aahes Majya

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...

Sarwanchi nazar chukwoon thujhe

Sarwanchi nazar chukwoon thujhe majhyakade baghane he mala mahit astt, Tujhe he baghane mala kalhatt asatt, Pan tujhya nakalhat maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt.

colgate se daat saaf karne ka

colgate se daat saaf karne ka pepsodent se majbut karne ka babulse fresh karne ka AGAR FIR BHI SAAF NA HO TO BINDAS . . . . . HARPIC USE KARNE KA

Aayushy kahi shanache aste

Aayushy kahi shanache aste,Tyat kunache mann dukhwayche naste,aapan dusaryala aawadto tyatch aapali aawad samjaayachi, kaaran doghanchi aawad ekch aste, ase khup nashibvan astat -(Siddhesh Nathuram Gopal)

Gujju women at chawpati stall.

Gujju women at chawpati stall.
First Lady: Mane Chat.
Second Lady : Mane Ragado.
Third Lady: Pehllun Chat Ane Pache Ragado.

mansaala sandas la problem hot

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato.
'Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe'.
Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?.
Doctor tyache sagle exams.

Bharun aale asmat radu lagal

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Ghadyalaat vajalet saat Ajun

Ghadyalaat vajalet saat Ajun to antharunaat SMS karatoy tula mhanayala Suprabhat A maratHi boy proposing a girl boy: shabd tuze, geet maze, jivan gane gau ka girl:gal tuza haat maza, kana khali Lau ka tu distes chhan, tu hastes chhan, yaver ekach upay.... 

MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI

MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI MULGA : Shabd Maze Geet Tuze, Jeevan Gane Gashil Ka MULGI : Gaal Tuze Haat Maze, Kanakhali Gheshil Ka

Cricket kheltana, Aajit Agarkar

Cricket kheltana, Aajit Agarkar ne paul Pudhe takla tar umpire kay bolel 'MARATHI PAUL PADHATI PUDHE..'

Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya

Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay tar te hasale aani mhanale,'nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.'

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Tummla tumchi swapn purnah

Tummla tumchi swapn purnah karayaci ahet Na... ter mag... zopa ata... good nigth

Tuza rajya aslela mazya manacha

Tuza rajya aslela mazya manacha ek kopra me tasach japun thevein tyala dhakka suddha lagu denar nahi ani kunala hi samzu denar nahi ki tya madhe fakt tu.....tu....ani...tuch aahes.

Papa, today Miss asked us a question



Banta’s Son: Papa, today Miss asked us a question, and only I can answered.

Banta: What was that question?

Son: Who farted in class?

Kisi ne mujhse aapki Umar puchi

Kisi ne mujhse aapki Umar puchi,
maine kaha- Chahre se 19 Yrs.
Kapdo se 21 yrs,
hansi se 7yrs.,
Ankho se 8 yrs.
Kul mila kar 55 SAAL kam to nahi btayi

lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde



lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde...
lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

Ringing means behray phone uchal



When i call you..

1. Ringing means i m thinking u.

2. Ringing means i like u.

3. Ringing means i miss u.

4. Ringing means i need u.

5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale



Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

Tumhala tumachi swapna purn



Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na...
tar mag...
zopa aata...
good night...

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel



Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Ubhara Gudi Sukhasamrudhichi

Ubhara Gudi
Sukhasamrudhichi
Suravat Karuya
Nav Varshachi..
Visru Ti Swapne
Bhutakalachi
Vatchal Karuya
Nav Ashechi

Shrikhand Puri, Reshmi Gudi

Shrikhand Puri,
Reshmi Gudi,
Limba che Pan,
Nav Varsha jaao chhan. Amchya sarvanchya tarphe hardik shoobhecha.
Happy Gudi Padwa.

Shant niwant shishir sarala



Shant niwant shishir sarala

Salsalata hirwa vasant aala

Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra”PADVA” dari aala

“Nutan Varshabhinandan

Swagat nav varshache



Swagat nav varshache,

Asha aakankshache,

Sukh samruddhiche, padata dwari paaul GUDHICHE

“Happy Gudipadwa”

SHUBHA GUDHI PADVA

Me marathi. maharastra Maza. Mazi sanskruti,maza abhiman.gudhi ubharun karu navvarsha cha sanman.
Navin varshachya hardiq subheccha.
"SHUBHA GUDHI PADVA".

Premat Jara Ragavlya Shivay

Premat Jara Ragavlya Shivay
Premala Godi Yenar Nahi
Aani Ragaun Dur Gelyashivay
Tya Bhetiche Mahtva Tula Kalnaar Nahi. 

swatantrya dinacha marathi sms:



swatantrya dinacha marathi sms:

bharato mam deshosya,

bharatiyachya bandhwa,

paranurakti rasmin.. me deshasti mam sarvada.!

Dinuchya park kelelya gaadivar

Dinuchya park kelelya gaadivar ek chitthi hoti jyavar lihile hote Parking Fine. Dinune tyavar mothya aksharaat lihile Dhanyawad

Aaj khoop garmi aahe.

Chintu: Aaj khoop garmi aahe. Tu ghari jaaun dokyavar barfa thev. Pintu: Ka re? Chintu: Bhoosa lavkar aag pakadto na.

Mulinchya hostel madhe shirlaat

Warden:Mulinchya hostel madhe shirlaat tar 100 rupaye fine aahe, donda gela tar 200 rupaye. Raju: Sir mahinyacha pass kitila padel?

Sonu ani Monu ne paakit maarle

Sonu ani Monu ne paakit maarle:Yaat 1100 rupaye aahet, aapan 50-50 vaatun gheu. Monu: Te theek aahe pan baaki 1000 rupayache kaye?

Chintu la parikshet 0 milala



Chintu la parikshet 0 milala.Vadeel:He kai aahe? Chintu: Madam javalche stars sample hote tar aata tyanni graha dyayala suruvaat keli


Ya aarshachi kaye guarantee



Gopi:Ya aarshachi kaye guarantee? Dukandar:Yala 100 foot varun fekle tari ha 99 ft pohoche paryanta naahi tutnar. Gopi:Wa!10 pack kara

Kaal ratri mi itihaasachya pustakavar



Raju:Kaal ratri mi itihaasachya pustakavar daha taas ghalavale. Shaam:Kai boltos! Raju: Ho zop aali ani pustak ushi khaali theun dile

Sakaali uthlya uthlya don goshti nakki



Sakaali uthlya uthlya don goshti nakki kara. 1)Praarthana – mhanje tumhi jagu shakaal ani 2) Daat ghaasne – mhanje dusre jagu shaktil


Kaal blood test kartana doctor



Sonu:Kaal blood test kartana doctor ne maaze bot kaaple. Monu:Mala bhiti vaatte aahe re, aaj mala urine test karayala jayache aahe


Maajhi mulgi eka gaadhva



Baap:Maajhi mulgi eka gaadhva sobat aaple pure jeevan ghalavnaar naahi. Mulga:Mhanun tar me tichyashi lagna karun tila ithun netoye


Raju jar tujhya eka kheeshat



Madam:Raju jar tujhya eka kheeshat 100 rupaye asteel ani dusrya kheeshat 1000 tar tu kaye vichaar karsheel? Raju:Hi pant konachi aahe?


Doctor, kunashi boltana mala

Raju:Doctor, kunashi boltana mala fakta awaaz aiku yeto, samorchyacha chehra nahi disat.Doctor:Ase kevha hote.Raju:Phone var boltana

Boss ne office madhe Raju la chumban

Boss ne office madhe Raju la chumban ghetanna pahile. Boss:Mi tula he karayache paishe deto ka? Raju:Nahi boss, he mi free madhe karto

Saheb, tumhi mala dilela cheque

Doctor:Saheb, tumhi mala dilela cheque bounce zala aahe. Raju: Doctor, tumhala bhetun gelyavar maajhi dokedukhi hi parat aali aahe

Bol marnyapurvi tujhi shevatchi konti

Judge: Bol marnyapurvi tujhi shevatchi konti iccha aahe? Kaidee: Phakta evdheech ki maajhya aivajee tumhi phashi jaave

Sonu patra lihit hota

Sonu patra lihit hota. Monu:Itkya halu ka lihito aahes? Sonu: Maajhya lahaan bhavala lihito aahe, tyala fatafat vaachta yet naahi na

Maajhi aai khoop bhitrat aahe

Sonu: Maajhi aai khoop bhitrat aahe. Monu: Te kase? Sonu: Kaal ghara baaher padlya barobar mhatli, maajhe bot pakdun thev, sodu nakos!

Ek daaruda dole donate karayala

Ek daaruda dole donate karayala gela. Doctor:Kaahi sandeh? Daaruda: Jyala lavaal tyala sanga he dole 2 peg maarlya nantarach ughadtaat

Yar Ford mhanje kaye

Sonu:Yar Ford mhanje kaye?Monu:Gaadi. Sonu:Ani Oxford mhanje? Monu:Soppe aahe. Ox mhanje bael, tar oxford mhanje baelgaadi!

Chintula pahilya divshi boss ne vicharale

Chintula pahilya divshi boss ne vicharale:Kai kele divas bhar? Chintu: Computer var A,B,C,D chukichya kramaat hoti. Ti theek keli!

Tumchya saathi100 varsha mhanje

Gotu:Tumchya saathi100 varsha mhanje? Dev:1 second! Gotu: Ani 100 crore mhanje? Dev:10 Rs. Gotu:Mala 10 Rs dya na. Dev:1 second thaamb

Maajhya navryacha sambhalun

Sita:He kaye aahe?Gita:Maajhya navryacha sambhalun thevlela kes. Sita:Pan tujha navra tar jeevanta aahe? Gita:Ho pan kes gelet na

Aata aaple lagna zaale aah

Navra:Aata aaple lagna zaale aahe, tu majhya kami pagaravar jagu shaksheel ka? Bayako:Ho kaa nahi, pan ek saanga tumhi kashavar jagaal

He ajun naahi aale, naaki yancha

Soon:He ajun naahi aale, naaki yancha lafda suru aahe.Saasu:Ultach ka bolte? Asa pan tar hou shakta ki ekhadya truck khaali aala asel

Pahilyacha baap tar mi aahe

Sonu: Kaye zaale? Monu: Juli mule zaali. Sonu: Tu tension madhe ka disto aahes? Monu: Pahilyacha baap tar mi aahe, pan dusryacha kon?

Kaal shaalet ka naahi aalas

Sir:Kaal shaalet ka naahi aalas? Monu:Sir, padlo hoto ani lagle suddha.Sir:Kuthe laagle? Monu: Sir, ushi var padlo ani dola laagla

Maahit aahe, majhya pratyek

Sonu (pustak vaachat): Maahit aahe, majhya pratyek shwaasa sobat jagaat ek maanus marto. Monu: Mhanun mi tula saangto, daat ghaasat ja

Chotu aapli pustake gheun tekadi var

Chotu aapli pustake gheun tekadi var chadhayala laagla. Gotu: Kuthe jaato aahes? Chotu: Uccha shikshanasaathi jaatoye.

Arre car che don chaake ka

Sonu: Arre car che don chaake ka kaadhto aahes? Monu: Vaachle naahis ka? Ithe two wheeler chi parking four wheeler peksha swasta aahe

Deva mala dukkha de, vedana

Raju:Deva mala dukkha de, vedana de, garibi de, traas de. Dev:Gaadhva, eka vakyaat saang na tula bayako havi aahe mhanoon!

Double dekar bus madhe var

Chantu:Double dekar bus madhe var kadhich basayache naahi. Bantu: Pan ka? Chantu: Arre var driver nasto na bus chaalvayala!

Coffe thanda vhayachya aadhi sampav

Sonu: Coffe thanda vhayachya aadhi sampav. Monu: Ka bara? Sonu: Menu card vaachle nahis ka, garam coffee 5 Rs, cold coffee 10 Rs

Shikshakani ‘Aalas’ vishayavar nibandh

Shikshakani ‘Aalas’ vishayavar nibandha lihayala sangitla. Eka mulane chaar paane rikaami sodli ani lihile ‘yalaach aalas mhantaat’

Jar mi mount everest var pohochun

Raju:Jar mi mount everest var pohochun dakhavale tar mala kaye deshil? Viju: Ek jordaar dhakka deil!

Raju Jurassic Park baghtana khoop

Raju Jurassic Park baghtana khoop ghabarla. Viju: Ghabru nakos, fakta film aahe ti. Raju:He mala maahit aahe, tya dinosaur la naahi na

Bayako:Jar mi newspaper asti tar roz

Bayako:Jar mi newspaper asti tar roz tumchya haatat rahili asti. Navra:Mala hi hech waatte, tya nimittane roz navi tari milaali asti

Krushna, Ram, Jesus ani

Sonu:Krushna, Ram, Jesus ani Gandhiji madhe kaye samanata aahe? Monu: Soppe aahe, he chaarhi sarkaaari suttichya divshi janmala aale

Gotu aaplya bahini sobat jaat hota

Gotu aaplya bahini sobat jaat hota. Mawali pora: bagh item gheun jaato aahe. Gotu: Oye! Item asel tujhi, maajhi tar baheen aahe!

Tumchya kade color TV aahe

Champu:Tumchya kade color TV aahe? Dukandaar: Ho aahe na? Champu: Kon konte colors aahet jara daakhwa baghu!

Tumhi kevha paasun marriage

Bayako:Tumhi kevha paasun marriage certificate madhe kaye shodhta aahet? Navra: Kaahi naahi, bagat hoto kuthe expiry date aahe ka

Army ka join keli?Sonu

Captain:Army ka join keli?Sonu:Lagna kele naahi ani yuddha aavadte mhanun.Captain:Ani tumhi?Monu:Lagna kele aahe ani shantata aavdte

Kaye karat aahaat

Lali: Kaye karat aahaat? Lala:Mitrala patra lihito aahe Lali:Par tumhala tar lihita yet naahi. Lala:Aga tyala tari kuthe vaachta yete

Lahaan pani mi 4 maalyavarun padlo

Raju:Lahaan pani mi 4 maalyavarun padlo hoto. Viju:Baap re! Mag jaglaas ki vaachlaas? Raju: Khoop juni goshta aahe, neet aathvat naahi

Yar maajhi bayako paanyala khoop

Sonu:Yar maajhi bayako paanyala khoop ghabarte.Monu:Kase? Sonu:Kaal mi ghari gelo tar ti guard sobat paanyachya tub madhe basli hoti

Chal Viju chess kheluyaat

Raju: Chal Viju chess kheluyaat. Viju: Tu suruvaat tar kar, mi paach mintaat sport shoes ghaalun yeto.

Yar tujha vaadhdivas kadhi

Chantu:Yar tujha vaadhdivas kadhi yeto? Bantu:12 April. Chantu: Ani varsha konte? Bantu: Konte mhanje? Pratyek varshi yeto!

Mala nehami dolyasamor themb

Patient:Mala nehami dolyasamor themb themb distaat. Doctor:Aushadhane farak naahi padla ka? Patient: Padla na, themb spashta distaat

Gharaatlya maulyavaan vastu lapav

Navra:Gharaatlya maulyavaan vastu lapav, majhe mitra yet aahet.Bayako:Ka? Te chortil? Navra: Nahi, te aaplya vastu oolkhun ghetil

Sonu ne bayako saathi car gethli

Sonu ne bayako saathi car gethli. Ek divas phone aala:Carborator madhe paani gele aahe. Sonu:Car kuthe aahe? Bayako:Samorchya talavaat

Beta ek rupaya de, ha bhukela

Bhikari:Beta ek rupaya de, ha bhukela jewan karel. Raju:Ghe paach rupaye. Pan aadhi saang eka rupayaat jewan kuthe milel? Sobat jevu!

Kombda ani kombadi madhle

Sonu:Kombda ani kombadi madhle antar kase sangaal? Monu: Soppe aahe, dagad maara! Palala tar kombada ani palali tar kombadi

Ya saadichi kai kimmat aahe

Mulgi:Ya saadichi kai kimmat aahe? Chaavat dukandaar: paach chumban. Mulgi:Hi saadi pack karun dya, bill maajhi aaji denar aahe

Tumhi khushaal office madh

Saheb: Tumhi khushaal office madhe zopa kaadhtaat. He tumhala ghar waatle ka? Kaarkun: Naahi saheb, ghari evdhi shantata kuthe milte?

Ramu pahilyanda plane madh

Ramu pahilyanda plane madhe basla ani mumbai aalya var oordu laagla. Bombay Bombay. Air Hostess: Be silent! Ramu: Bara, Ombay Ombay!

Aaj sakali sakali chukun mi

Chintu:Aaj sakali sakali chukun mi blade gilale? Pintu:Mag kaye zaale? Chintu: Kaahi naahi, electric razor ni daadhi keli!

Mi maaheri jaate aahe kadhich

Bayako:Mi maaheri jaate aahe kadhich na paratnyasaathi. Navra:Aslya sukhad goshtinni mala manavanyacha prayatna karu nakos.

Lahanpani aaichi goshta aaikli

Kaidee:Lahanpani aaichi goshta aaikli asti tar aaj ha divas nasta aala.Judge:Konti goshta. Kaidee:Aiklich naahi na ho judge saheb!

Aai ya varshi aapan fatake ithunach

Gopi:Aai ya varshi aapan fatake ithunach gheu.Aai:He tar girls hostel aahe.Gopi:Pan baba mhanat hote saarya phuljhadya ithech raahtaat

Aai ya varshi aapan fatake ithunach

Gopi:Aai ya varshi aapan fatake ithunach gheu.Aai:He tar girls hostel aahe.Gopi:Pan baba mhanat hote saarya phuljhadya ithech raahtaat

Safedi se Camak rah the Budiya k Baal..



Safedi se Camak rah the Budiya k Baal..

Wah… Wah…

Safedi se Camak rahe the Budiya k Baal..

Wah… Wah…

Is kaal Kaal me hum Tum kare Dhamaal.

Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he

CID pj Again..
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.,
ACP Kehta he"Ho na ho daya Khoon Watchman ne hi kiya he

Asman ki bulandio par naam ho aapka,

Asman ki bulandio par naam ho aapka,

Chand ki dharti par mukam ho aapka.

Hum to rehte hai choti se dunia mai par

khuda kare sara jahan ho aapka.

Kisi b muskil mod par Hum

Kisi b muskil mod par Hum na kahenge aapko
C U

Rahenge saath humesha
Me & U

Kal Hum na rhe is duniya me
To rakh kr Phool meri Kabr pr kehna
"Stupid I miss U"

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto.
Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?"
Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle.......
"Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto,
"mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang
ani mi sangitale ki 'To bench', 'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!'
Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??"

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

Kadhi Weli Aweli Tuzi Aathwan,

Kadhi Weli Aweli Tuzi Aathwan,
Mala Sarkhich Hot Aste,
Jshi chandnyanchya Prakashat,
Ratrani Khulat Aste. *

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba
kachara peti chya baher shi khaat astat.
Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante
" Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato
tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat
" E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Ashi Ekda Ye Mithit Mzya,

Ashi Ekda Ye Mithit Mzya,
Kityek Janma Ya Mithit Sarawe,
Pashan Whave Shrir Aaple,
Jagat Prmachya Sakshis Urave.

What Dose Girlfriends Say After

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak

Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak hote, Popat beshudh padto.
Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto, {Popat shudhivar alyavar) Aila
jail?
Driver mela ki kay.?

Maitri nako phlulasarkhi kshanbhar

Maitri nako phlulasarkhi kshanbhar sugandh denari.
Nako suryasarkhi,satat taapleli.
Nako chandrasarkhi,diwasa saath na denari.
Nako savlisarkhi,kayam paathlaag karnari.
Maitri havi ashrunsarkhi,sukha-dukhat samaan saath denari.

Ek Phool ahe, Gulabache..!

Ek Phool ahe, Gulabache..!
Te Asech Khulalele Rahil, Yachi aasha Sodun Dili,
Ya Udhan Waryawarti, Manachi Pakhara,
Muqta Bebhan Ashi Sodun Dili,
Nakalat Datlelya Aaswana,
Savayichi Muqta Wat Hi Karun Dili,
Dukha Astanahi Hasnyasathi,
Galawar God Khalee Sodun Dili

Ek Phool ahe, Gulabache..!

Ek Phool ahe, Gulabache..!
Te Asech Khulalele Rahil, Yachi aasha Sodun Dili,
Ya Udhan Waryawarti, Manachi Pakhara,
Muqta Bebhan Ashi Sodun Dili,
Nakalat Datlelya Aaswana,
Savayichi Muqta Wat Hi Karun Dili,
Dukha Astanahi Hasnyasathi,
Galawar God Khalee Sodun Dili

Manachya kopryat aathvan

Manachya kopryat aathvan datun yete,an nakalat dolyatun pani vahu lagteKonas thauk ase ka hoteMitr samorun sad ghalat astat pan madhe khol dari aste 

Sath Pale Aur Sath Bhade Hain



Sath Pale Aur Sath Bhade Hain

Khub Mila Bachpan Me Pyar

Bhai Bhain Ka Pyar Bhadane

Aaya Rakhi ka tyohar.

>Happy Raksha Bandhan

Zarin Aishwariya Kareena



Zarin

Aishwariya

Kareena

Deepika

Priyanka

Sonam

Ayesha

Sonaxy

Ashim

Aur Aapki Badi “Behen” “KATRINA”

Ne Apko

@HAPPY RAKSABANDHAN@ Bola Hai..!!;)

Na Mom Ki Maar Se



Na Mom Ki Maar Se

Na Dad k Atyachar Se

Na Ladki k Inkar Se

Na Chappalo Ki Bochar Se

Ladke Darte H To Bas

“RAKHI” k Tyohar Se.

“COMING SOON”

???.

Najre samor dhuka vaatel

Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Sansaar udhwast karite daru

Sansaar udhwast karite daru... Sansar udhvast karite daaru???mhanun sangto.....sansar nakakaru !......Only Enjoy daru..! "Happy Gataari"

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe  majhya kade baghani he mala mahit astt Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

Rung-gandhachya utsavat

Rung-gandhachya utsavat, Samil hoo yaa surejan, Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deyun, Sajraa karuu yaa navvarshachaa san. Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubhecchaa

Je jodle te naate. Ji Jadte ti sava

Je jodle te naate. Ji Jadte ti savay. Ji Thabte ti Odh. Je Vadhate te prem. Jo sampto to sahavas. Aani Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa . . Athavani

Rimzim Pavsat TULA Vatat Asel

Rimzim Pavsat TULA Vatat Asel Chimb Bhijav Pani Udvt Gani Gatana Koni tari Khas Bhetav! Ho Na?Lajato kay?Pratyek BEDKALA Asech Vatate.

Jeevan 1 rahasya ahe

Jeevan 1 rahasya ahe, ethe sagle lapwaya che asate, Manat kitihi Dukh asale tari, Dusarya pudhe Hasayache asate.. that's called LiFe.

Marathi A,Marathi Maan,Marathi

Marathi A,Marathi Maan,Marathi Paramparechi,Marathi Shaan,Aaj Sonyacha Divas,Gheun Aala Chaitanyachi Khan,Happy Gudhi padwa

DIPAWALI tumchya ghari sukh

DIPAWALI tumchya ghari sukh, samrudhi aani shanti gheun yevo hich amchi icha, tumhala aani tumchya kutumbala DIPAWALICHYA HARDIK SHUBHECHA!

Aayushat jivan aahe. Jivanat hasane

Aayushat jivan aahe. Jivanat hasane aahe. Hasnyat anand aahe. Anandat mitra aahe. Aani mitrat aaple prem aahe. Aani premat aaple jivan aahe.

Njret aahe jara aathvan kra

Njret aahe jara aathvan kra Mazya sathi deva kade prthana kra Mala tar savay zali tumhala aathvnychi Jar tumhala uchaki aali tar maf kra

Chehre pe tere smile sada asu

Chehre pe tere smile sada asu de,life me terd waaeet diwas nasu de, jiwan k har mod par anek frds miltil tula,Pan dil k kisi kone me jaga mazi aasu de.

Ek aas ek visava, Tuza chehara roj

Ek aas ek visava, Tuza chehara roj disava, Tuzi aathavan n yavi to divas nasava, Hridyachya pratek konyat tuzya sarkha MITRA asava!

Maitri mhanaje ek visaw

Maitri mhanaje ek visaw, Maitri mhanaje ek sahara, Aaushya rupi khol sagaracha, Maitri mhanaje hirawa kinara ...

Maitri Nasavi Musaldhar Pavasa

Maitri Nasavi Musaldhar Pavasa Sarkhi Ek dach Barasun Thambnari Maitri Asavi Rimzim Sari Sarkhi Manala Sukhad Gaarva Denari

Sakali Hastes Sandhyakali Hastes

Sakali Hastes Sandhyakali Hastes Yetana Hastes Jatana Hastes Tula Kay Watate Tuch Ekti Daat Ghastes..?

Ek Nava Chandr Mala Tuzya Rupat

Ek Nava Chandr Mala Tuzya Rupat Disla Nakalat Maza Jiv Mag Tyachya MadhePhasla..

Tuzi ni mazi maitri ek gaath asavi

Tuzi ni mazi maitri ek gaath asavi,kontyahi matbhedla tithe vat nasavi,mazya sukhat hasavi tuzi aasve,tar tuzya dukhat ashru maze asavet.!

Sahaj bhetlo aapan eka walna

Sahaj bhetlo aapan eka walna warti Sahaj julali hi aapli nati kadhi na sampaychi Kadhi na tutaychi Ashich raho hi MAITRI apli Nirantar

Ek Til Rusla Fugla,Radta

Ek Til Rusla Fugla,Radta Radta Gulachya Paakat Padla,Khudkan Hasla Hatavar Yetach Bolu Lagla..TILGUL GHYA GOD GOD BOLA.!

Ek chor santa cha mobile gheun palato

Ek chor santa cha mobile gheun palato..Santa: Pal pal, pan udya kay karanaar charger tar mazyakade ahe.

Kuni Kunacha Nasto Sathi

Kuni Kunacha Nasto Sathi,Dehachi Anti Hote Maati,Apanach Aplya JIVNACHE Sobti,Havit Kashala Hi KHOTI NATI.

Pratek goshtit nakaar nasto

Pratek goshtit nakaar nasto, Pratek rastyavar valan nasate, Tula sMs khup milat asatil, Pan pratek sms madhe mazya sarkha Godva nasato..!

Shrikhand Puri, Reshmi Gudi

Shrikhand Puri, Reshmi Gudi, Limba che Paan, Nav Varsha jaao chhan. Amchya tarfe Nutan Varshachya Hardik shubhecha. HAPPY GUDI PADWA!

10 Rupayachya recharge var

Gavkari: 10 Rupayachya recharge var kiti talktime milel?DukandaR 7 rupaye.Gavkari: Thik ahe rahilelya 3 rupayachi chocalates dya.

Ek Til Rusla Fugla,Radta Radta

  Ek Til Rusla Fugla,Radta Radta Gulachya Paakat Padla,Khudkan Hasla Hatavar Yetach Bolu Lagla..TILGUL GHYA GOD GOD BOLA.!

Pahate jithe distos tu, baghte jithe

Pahate jithe distos tu, baghte jithe astos tu, pan khanta wate ya jiwa, sobat ka nastos tu???

2 DIVSACHI MATTRI MANALA

2 DIVSACHI MATTRI MANALA VED LAUN GELI. JATANA DOLYAT ASHRU DEUN GELI. AUSHYAT NEHMICH ATHVAN TUZI YET RAHIL. TUZVA VINA MATTRI SHABD NEHMICH ADHURA RAHIL

lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde

lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde karde pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

swatantrya dinacha marathi sms



swatantrya dinacha marathi sms:
bharato mam deshosya,
bharatiyachya bandhwa,
paranurakti rasmin.. me deshasti mam sarvada.!

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaar

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,”aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?” Tyavar Balu mhanto,” mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle………” Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, ” mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki ‘To bench’, ‘Ti shala’, ani ‘Te mastar!!!’ Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??”

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto,” mala sakali 6:00 la uthav”. Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, ” 6:00 vajlet, utha”!!!

Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra



Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

“Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!”

Ek puneri mulga aplya mitrana

Ek puneri mulga aplya mitrana ghari gheun ala….mhanala tumhi basa me chaha gheun yeto…10 min nantar…chala….ghetla me chaha…!!!!

Kutra ani manjar doghancha khup



Kutra ani manjar doghancha khup prem asata. Doghe lagna karaicha tharavtat pan kutryachya gharun virodh hoto..ka ???………..karan mulila mishya

astat..

Tu mala havi aahes

Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,



Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,

Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,

Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,

Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet…

Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale



Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant…

Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant…

Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant…

Shant niwant shishir sarala.



Shant niwant shishir sarala.

Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.

Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra”PADVA” dari aala.

“Nutaan Varshabhinandan

4 nave employees pahilyach divashi

4 nave employees pahilyach divashi hotel madhe jatat, gappanmadhe residence cha vishay yeto. 1la- mi 3rd floor la rahto. 2ra- mi 1st floor, 3ra- mi 10th floor var. .. Tya choughanmadhe ek chalit rahnara asto, to bolto- mi ground floor var rahto

What is d similarity between facebook



What is d similarity between facebook & fridge ?

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mahit asat kahi navin nahiye, tari pn divasatun 10 vela ughdun baghaych..

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Gud nyt. 

Ti yet hoti,to jaat hota.



Ti yet hoti,to jaat hota.




To yet hota, ti jat hoti.Doghanna vaate bhetave.Pan te kadhich shakya navte.




Karan to “DIVAS” hota ani ti “RAATRA” hoti.




gn

Manichya kushit zoplay kon,



Manichya kushit zoplay kon,




Ituklli pitukli pille don,




Mich mich dole Evle evle kaan,




mauchi pilli gori gori paan,




khup ratra zali Aata zopa baghu chann…




Gntc

Twinkle twinkle chhote star,



Twinkle twinkle chhote star,




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tu ahe chandr




mi ahe star,




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Night is made for zoping Yaar,




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tar




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ghe tuzi Kalji & zop ja yaar…




GooD NighT




SweeT DreaM.

Eke divshi kaay zale



Eke divshi kaay zale

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nehmi pramane ratra zali

zopa aata god swapne pahat

Ek sunder Charoli:Premat jari

Ek sunder Charoli:Premat jari "Padalo" tari,Aamhala kadhich "Lagat" nahi,Karan ekivar prem karun,Aamach kadhich "Bhagat" nahi ... !

Gulabace phool he premache chinh

Gulabace phool he premache chinh, te tula kase dyave he mazapudhe prashnachinh.

Manachya kopryat aathvan datun

Manachya kopryat aathvan datun yete,an nakalat dolyatun pani vahu lagteKonas thauk ase ka hoteMitr samorun sad ghalat astat pan madhe khol dari aste

पान जरी कोरं असलं,तरी पानालाही

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4 nave employees pahilyach

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Shant niwant shishir sarala.

Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
"Nutaan Varshabhinandan

Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel

Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel
Najray samor dhukaa vaatel
Aas pass konich disnar nahee
Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl

Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale

Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...

Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shir

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T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,


Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

Tu mala havi aahes Majya s

Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..

In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu

In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu

tumhala bird flue zale ki kay


lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde paii
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

Kutra ani manjar doghancha khup

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astat..ANIKET 

Ek puneri mulga aplya mitrana



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mi tila phone kela,ti manali kaunmi

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gurur vodka gurur whishy gurur

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